LIberal Dictionary, Part 2

My wonderful readers (both of them) have made suggestions to the Liberal Dictionary.

A bleg - if you are an email reader, please click the link in your email, and drive my traffic numbers! 

Their suggestions (first 3 from readers, slightly edited)

1. Diversity - Ethnic variety, as long as that ethnic variety includes, gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgendered, black, Muslim, or hispanic persons.  Asians and white folks need not apply.
2. Homophobe - Any person who opposes gay marriage
3. Baby Killer - Any pro-Bush member of the military
4. Smear - Anything embarrassing done by a Liberal organization caught on video; the act of smearing can only be performed by Republicans or Libertarians

Keep 'em coming

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New Word for the Liberal Dictionary: Racist

I have decided to start a Liberal Dictionary.

Since Liberals operate in a different world from the rest of us, it may be instructive for the rest of the thinking world to understand them, so, I am going to catalog for posterity what they mean when they use certain words.  I realize it's a small dictionary, but, every journey starts with one step (and I'm starting with two).

1. Torture: Anything that provides useful information from an enemy
2. Racist: Anyone who disagrees with President Obama

Feel free to suggest other words (and even definitions) that have distinctly different definitions when used by a liberal.  I reserve the right, since it's my dictionary, to modify, reject, or use them as suggested.

Update: I was inspired by this post from Aloha Dump.

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