New Word for the Liberal Dictionary: Racist

I have decided to start a Liberal Dictionary.

Since Liberals operate in a different world from the rest of us, it may be instructive for the rest of the thinking world to understand them, so, I am going to catalog for posterity what they mean when they use certain words.  I realize it's a small dictionary, but, every journey starts with one step (and I'm starting with two).

1. Torture: Anything that provides useful information from an enemy
2. Racist: Anyone who disagrees with President Obama

Feel free to suggest other words (and even definitions) that have distinctly different definitions when used by a liberal.  I reserve the right, since it's my dictionary, to modify, reject, or use them as suggested.

Update: I was inspired by this post from Aloha Dump.

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