Frank Fleming, of IMAO, and Pajamas Media, has an interesting theory on why Barack Obama is not Constitutionally qualified to be president -- he's really an eight year old girl.
"With the evidence suggesting that Obama is in fact female and no more than eight-years-old, his Hawaii certification is obviously a forgery, and our country is currently at great risk. Any day now, North Korea could offer to get him a pony in exchange for nuclear secrets, and that little girl Obama would probably jump at the offer (unless he’s scared of ponies). So we need to declare his presidency unconstitutional and eject him from office. But when we throw him out, we’d better buy him a new Barbie doll or something, or he’ll never stop crying."
Read the entire (hilarious) article here.